A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde and the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6’ tall blonde, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is a blonde, 6’ 2, weighs 225 and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6’ 5” pushing 300 and he’s a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it. You still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”"