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❁Leilani ❁ 23 ❁ Writer ❁ Student ❁ Nurse ❁ Lover ❁ Hawaiian Strong ❁

May 18th at 2PM / tagged: lmao. lol. funny. joke. / 11 notes


A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde and the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6’ tall blonde, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is a blonde, 6’ 2, weighs 225 and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6’ 5” pushing 300 and he’s a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it. You still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

Apr 29th at 10PM / tagged: lol. joke. funny. lmao. / 7 notes


"So an American Astronaut, a Russian Astronaut, and a blonde Astronaut, are all sitting at Starbucks talking about thier achievements.
The American says “We were the first on the moon”
The Russian says “Well, we were the first into space”,
The Blonde astronaut says “That’s nothing! One day we’re going to be the first on the sun!”
The other two look at each other & say “The sun? Are you kidding? You’ll burn to death!”
The blonde responds “Not if we go at night! “" 

Apr 29th at 6PM / tagged: joke. lol. lmao. funny. / 6 notes